Tabbed by: mntlinstituteflr (Patrick Cason)
A capella ***
I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake
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She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
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Bro, I'm so ashamed
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I never heard such shit in all my life
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I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
E
But you blew my hopes sky-high
Am
The bitch went nuts
C
Started talking 'bout politics
G
In front of all my bosses
Dm
Bullshit from the internet
Am
The bitch went nuts
C
I'll never be a partner at this rate
G Dm
Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date
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Oh no!
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Oh no, no!
F7M F6
Oh!
(Solo over Am )
A capella *** (Trill over Am )
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
A capella *** (Trill over Am )
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer
F7M G
She called us bigots with her fist in the air
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And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
E
Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole
Am
The bitch went nuts
C
Started talking about vegetables
G
To the wives of my coworkers
Dm
Yeah, cruelty to animals
Am C
She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter
G Dm
But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
F7M F6 F7M
Oh no!
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Oh no, no!
F7M F6 F7M G
Oh, no no!
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Oh, no no!
Am G Dm
Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.
C6 G
Instead of telling your conspiracy theories
Dm
To all my bosses
E
And all my friends?
Am
The bitch went nuts (Nuts!)
C
Started putting down the Christians
G
And all about what the white man
Dm
Did to the Indians
Am C
How could I know that she never done blow before?
G
She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
Dm
Then she puked on Franklin's floor
(Solo on Am / C / G / Dm chords)
Oh no!
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Oh no!
F7M G F7M F6 F7M
Oh no, no!
F7M F6 F7M G
Oh, no no!
F7M F6
Oh, no no!
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