Tabbed by: mntlinstituteflr (Patrick Cason)
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I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake
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She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
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Bro, I'm so ashamed
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I never heard such shit in all my life
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I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
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But you blew my hopes sky-high
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The bitch went nuts
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Started talking 'bout politics
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In front of all my bosses
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Bullshit from the internet
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The bitch went nuts
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I'll never be a partner at this rate
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Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date
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Oh no!
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Oh no, no!
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Oh!
(Solo over A5 )
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It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
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When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer
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She called us bigots with her fist in the air
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And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
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Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole
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The bitch went nuts
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Started talking about vegetables
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To the wives of my coworkers
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Yeah, cruelty to animals
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She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter
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But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
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Oh no!
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Oh no, no!
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Oh, no no!
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Oh, no no!
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Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.
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Instead of telling your conspiracy theories
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To all my bosses
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And all my friends?
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The bitch went nuts (Nuts!)
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Started putting down the Christians
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And all about what the white man
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Did to the Indians
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How could I know that she never done blow before?
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She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
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Then she puked on Franklin's floor
(Solo on A5 / C5 / G5 / D5 chords)
Oh no!
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Oh no!
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Oh no, no!
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Oh, no no!
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Oh, no no!
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