They say to have her hair done, Liz flies all the way to France
and Jackie's seen in a disco tech doin' a brand new dance
and the White House social season should be glittering and gay
But here in Topeka the rain is a'fallin'
the faucet is a'drippin', and the kids are a'ballin'
One of them a'toddlin' and one is a'crawlin
And one's on the way
I'm glad that Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact
And Debbie's out in Vegas workin' up a brand new act
While the tv's showin' newly weds, a real fine game to play
but here in Topeka the screen doors a'bangin
the coffee's boilin' over and the wash needs a hangin'
One wants a cookie and one wants a changin'
and one's on the way
Now what was I doing, Jimmy get away from there
darn, there goes the phone
Hello, honey. What's the you say?
You're bringin' a few old army buddies home?
You're callin' from a bar?
Get away from there.
No, not you honey I was talkin' to the baby
Wait a minute honey the doorbell
Honey? Could you stop at the market and...
Hello? Hello? Well, I'll be...
The girls in New York City they all march for women's lib
and Better Homes And Gardens shows the modern way to live
And the pill may change the world tomorrow but meanwhile today
here in Topeka the flies are a'buzzin'
the dog is a'barkin' and the floor needs a scrubbin
One needs a spankin' and one needs a huggin'
Lord, one's on the way
Oh gee, I hope it ain't twins again
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