D5 G5 D5
YOU WINED ME AND DINED ME, WHEN I WAS YOUR GIRL
A5
PROMISED IF I'D BE YOUR WIFE, YOU'D SHOW ME THE WORLD
D5 G5 D5
BUT ALL I'VE SEEN OF THIS OLE WORLD IS A BED AND A DOCTOR BILL
A5 D5
I'M TEARIN' DOWN YOUR BROODER HOUSE CAUSE NOW I GOT THE PILL
D5 G5 D5
ALL THESE YEARS I'VE STAYED AT HOME, WHY YOU HAD ALL YOUR FUN
A5
AND EVERY YEAR THAT'S GONE BY, ANOTHER BABY'S COME
D5 G5 D5
THERE'S GONNA BE SOME CHANGES MADE RIGHT HERE ON NURSERY HILL
A5 D5
YOU'VE SET THIS CHICKEN YOUR LAST TIME CAUSE NOW I'VE GOT THE PILL
A5 G5 D5
THIS OLD MATERNITY DRESS I'VE GOT IS GOIN IN THE GARBAGE
A5
THE CLOTHES I'M WEARIN' FROM NOW ON
G5 A5
WON'T TAKE UP SO MUCH YARDAGE
D5 G5 D5
MINI SKIRTS, HOT PANTS AND A FEW LITTLE FANCY FRILLS
A5 D5
I'M MAKIN UP FOR ALL THOSE YEARS, SINCE I'VE GOT THE PILL
D5 G5 D5
I'M TARD OF ALL YOUR CROWIN', HOW YOU AND YOUR HENS PLAY
A5
WHILE HOLDIN' A COUPLE IN MY ARMS, ANOTHER'S ON THE WAY
D5
THIS CHICKEN'S DONE TORE UP HER NEST
G5 D5
AND I'M READY TO MAKE A DEAL
AND YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO TURN IT DOWN
A5 D5
CAUSE YOU KNOW I'VE GOT THE PILL
A5 G5 D5
THIS INCABATOR IS OVERUSED, BECAUSE YOU'VE KEPT IT FILLED
A5 G5 A5
THE FEELIN' GOOD COMES EASY NOW, SINCE I'VE GOT THE PILL
D5 G5 D5
IT'S GETTIN' DARK, IT'S ROOSTIN' TIME, TONIGHT'S TO GOOD TO BE REAL
A5 D5
AH BUT DADDY DON'T YOU WORRY NONE, CAUSE MAMA'S GOT THE PILL
A5 D5
NAH DADDY DON'T YOU WORRY NONE, CAUSE MAMA'S GOT THE PILL