Intro: E5 , G5 , C5 , E5
E5 , G5 , C5 , B5
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I walked into the Nag's Head fu-t sustinate me belly,
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There were a fit crack in the corner but
C5 B5
I knew her cunt was smelly,
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She smelt of rotting fish heads and old and crispy sick,
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Said her name were Charlotte and she wanted suck me dick.
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Oh, I thought now lad, times are hard,
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and it's nearly closing time,
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I'll put a bag on her head, and a peg on me nose,
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And I'll grummage through the slime...
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Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
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She'll do anything fu-t get you in the sack,
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With her legs spread wide she opens up her crack,
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Spends her life just lying on her back.
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Well, we walked along, up Buxton Road,
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And strolled along the cut,
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She said "give us an inch and I'll take a yard."
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So I slammed her half a foot.
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Got me hand up her skirt 'cos I'm a Macc Lad,
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And I knew just what fu-t do,
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I got me hand inside, and then me arm inside,
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I lost it right up to me tattoo.
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Oh, Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
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She'll do anything fu-t get you in the sack,
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Coffee, sex and johnny bags come free,
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So crabs and herpes and VD.
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Oh Charlotte.....
Break: E5 , G5 , C5 , E5
E5 , G5 , C5 , B5
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And we ended up at her place,
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And I waded through the johnnies,
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She put another notch in her bedstead,
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while I watched "The Two Ronnies".
E5 C5 B5
Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,
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She lies in wait and then she springs her trap,
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She's always got fu-t take the upper hand,
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And you are what you drink, and I'm a bitter man.
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Charlotte...
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